The California Republican

This blog was created in order to report on a streak of conservatism currently taking hold in California. Recent events, and voting records show much of the same here in California, but the trend is one that is certainly in our favor.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Only in California

Eighth-Graders Told Stripping Can Be Rewarding

SAN FRANCISCO — School officials in Palo Alto are reconsidering their use of a popular speaker for an annual career day after he advised middle school students that they could earn a good living as strip dancers.

William Fried (search) told eighth-graders at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School (search) that stripping and exotic dancing could be lucrative career moves for girls, offering as much as $250,000 or more per year, depending on their bust size.

Why not explain how one can be a multi-millionaire through dedicated and hard work... in the field of selling illegal drugs. Sure, why not? If one puts their mind to it, after 3 months he could be off a street corner and start moving packages. After a year or so, if a success, he could be a mid-level manager in the drug industry. Going on meets and finally getting off the street. Through preserverence, one could be a cartel ring leader by the age of 37, a hundred million dollar a year job.

Sounds good to me.

Personally, however, I am going to bring my children up to be hitmen.